If. By Spike Kanareck

 

If I were in charge of how the world would function, perhaps the mouse would devour the cat and humans might be nocturnal.

 

Maybe fish would dominate the sky and birds, the treacherous oceans, maybe the pigs would forge a vast province and humanity the most dull aspect of life. Perhaps pollution would daub the earth with oxygen and the trees would cripple it, partially.

 

These are just a few possibilities out of a great many, their abstract worlds would seem as eccentric to us as we are to them.